I Drink And I Know Things
This shirt boldly announces to the world that your love for alcohol isn't some arbitrary bias, towards the taste of rotten fruit, but a skill refined with age, and used as a lubricant to tap the deep pools of knowledge that dwell within your very being. You drink and the knowledge flows from you to shower the souls of those around you with wisdom. Let the world know your secret.
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